Obama's stimulus plan has reached new levels. Realizing
that Mormon's may be the new minority from the religious
attacks stemming from the heavy fortified lobbying and
special interest entertainment and LGBT
(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender) activists groups,
a new quota has been put into place for hiring Mormon Youth.
At a recent visit to the In-N-Out Burger restaurant two
Mormon youth were hired on the spot. Comments from
In-N-Out stated that "Mormons had been so supportive
of them that they wanted to be the first to give support back."
They, of course, will be payed when the deficit is erased
by forcing Mormons to pay an additional 10% to the
government or when Obama joins the church.
Rumor has it that Obama
is secretly investigating the church and has been seen
attending church in Washington, DC. This was proven untrue by
Meridian Magazine as it was Brother Newman who looks
very similar to President Obama.
