4 Wheeling with the Big Boys: LDS Young Men Activity

Mormons hired on the spot after religious devotion at Fresno Temple

Obama's stimulus plan has reached new levels. Realizing
that Mormon's may be the new minority from the religious
attacks stemming from the heavy fortified lobbying and
special interest entertainment and LGBT
(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender) activists groups,
a new quota has been put into place for hiring Mormon Youth.
At a recent visit to the In-N-Out Burger restaurant two
Mormon youth were hired on the spot. Comments from
In-N-Out stated that "Mormons had been so supportive
of them that they wanted to be the first to give support back."

They, of course, will be payed when the deficit is erased
by forcing Mormons to pay an additional 10% to the
government or when Obama joins the church.

Rumor has it that Obama
is secretly investigating the church and has been seen
attending church in Washington, DC. This was proven untrue by
Meridian Magazine as it was Brother Newman who looks
very similar to President Obama.

Klondike 2009 Sequoia National Park

Leaving the fog.

Leaving the valley far below.

A mountain "peeks" out.

Icy snow.

Plotting mischief?

I wish they would eat soon.

What ya got?

Forest, run, forest. Wait that's backwards: Run. Forest, Run."

What the adults don't know won't hurt them, wait maybe it will?
And they thought they would eat well.

I am good-looking!

Pancakes, get them while they're hot.

Or chew on a piece of ice, whatever makes you happy.

I wonder how long it takes for snow to melt in a sleeping bag.

I've got to ask my dad for a stake calling.

Why is my bag of marshmallows 3/4's gone?

I feel sick. I think I ate too many marshmallows.

tubing.

Uh.

Ah, huh, yes!

I'm having a great time and then Saturday will come and
my sisters will spoil everything. Why do my friends always give
them so much attention?

Yes, I'm an Evans. My dad's the stake president. One day
this troop will be all mine.

Oh, no! My limbs might freeze and fall off. It says so
right here and Ranger Rick is never wrong!

Oh, no! It's the headless snowman!

Big, big, big, old, old, old tree.

I feel like an otter pop.

Ooooooh! Tracks in the snow!

Water, got to remember, there is water there.

I could have gone over it, but I'm an eleven year old scout
and we do stupid things.

Oh, no! It's the headless tree! Wait, that's not funny.

Watch for snowballs, or frozen balls, or balls made out of snow.

I am so coooool! Literally!

This is my smile. I get it from my dad.
So, bite me!

The giant trees are moving just like in the Lord of the Rings!
On the other hand, maybe I'm just a little dizzy from looking up?

Leo spots a rainbow and is looking for the pot of gold.

Actually, I'm a young recruit for the CIA,
you know the Mormon CIA. . .we had plans to take
over the United States but Romney failed us.


I smell gas. Should I light the match now or wait a minute?


Next time, I'm joining the other patrol, this food stinks.


Barfola!


If I squeeze my eyes tight enough you can almost see my
brains up my nose. (Sorry, that's a booger, duh!)


If you can't find it, you never had it, little girl.


What?. . . That's why the other adults are here.


It's just a matter of time before my sisters show up and
steal all of my friends.


Stupid things to put in fires.


Girls!!! Wait, they're from our ward.


I wonder, no, maybe, no, hey, are Ethan's sisters here?


Mini snow cave.


I guess standing up is a hard thing to do.


Ha, ha, I missed both trees.

Oh, yeah!

I may not go fast but I look pretty!

Where did that tube go?

Yeah!

The bullet!

It's not working!