Lawanda farts great balls of fire.
Lawanda: Jason did my fart just explode over the fire pit?
Jason: Yeah, little bro, that was a butt burner.
Lawanda: Wow! I did it again.
Lawanda: Wow! I did it again.
Jason: Yeah, now knock it off. We're trying to cook dinner.

Bro. Widner: Bro. Haight is not here and I'm your scout leader. I will not set up your tent. I will not cook your meals. I will not tuck you in at night. I will not wipe your bottom. I don't care if you miss your mommy. I will not play your game, Bro. Todd. No crying! No Whining!
Bro. Widner: Bro. Haight is not here and I'm your scout leader. I will not set up your tent. I will not cook your meals. I will not tuck you in at night. I will not wipe your bottom. I don't care if you miss your mommy. I will not play your game, Bro. Todd. No crying! No Whining!
Bro. Ball: Sorry, Bro. Todd, but it is funny!

Brotherly loooooooovvvvvve! I love you, man!

Shaniqua: I think I left something behind. But don't I look cool!

Wheee!

Lawanda: A perfect 10! Yes!

Shaniqua: Points will be deducted.

Liz: Where's the brakes? How do you stop this thing?

Dory: Feel the breeze!!

Ping Ping: Watch oooooooouuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttt!

Jason finds out that Dory's hair tickles in the wind.
Brotherly loooooooovvvvvve! I love you, man!
Shaniqua: I think I left something behind. But don't I look cool!
Wheee!
Lawanda: A perfect 10! Yes!
Shaniqua: Points will be deducted.
Liz: Where's the brakes? How do you stop this thing?
Dory: Feel the breeze!!
Ping Ping: Watch oooooooouuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttt!
Jason finds out that Dory's hair tickles in the wind.
The bullet!
Don't ask. Don't tell. It's a U.S. Navy thing.

Jason: Bro. Widner, tell me I'm not laying next to your behind!

It's Tubeman and Mini Me! (Raber and Widner)

Nice look!

Lola: I'm king of the hill. This is how you do it!

Honey, I'll hold on to you tight even if it means dragging you on your bottom for 30 yards in the snow. (He actually had to hold on to his daughter for 30 yards in the snow!)

Floating on air! What kind, only Dory knows!

Excuse my hand!

Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!

Bunny hill.

Yes, I'm the prettiest thing out her 'cause my daddy said so!

Dory, with eyes on Tessa, slides down the hill with Liz.

Is she moving or just looking pretty?
Don't ask. Don't tell. It's a U.S. Navy thing.
Jason: Bro. Widner, tell me I'm not laying next to your behind!
Hot dogs, chili, and cheese! Please put your legs down!
It's Tubeman and Mini Me! (Raber and Widner)
Nice look!
Lola: I'm king of the hill. This is how you do it!
Honey, I'll hold on to you tight even if it means dragging you on your bottom for 30 yards in the snow. (He actually had to hold on to his daughter for 30 yards in the snow!)
Floating on air! What kind, only Dory knows!
Excuse my hand!
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
Bunny hill.
Yes, I'm the prettiest thing out her 'cause my daddy said so!
Dory, with eyes on Tessa, slides down the hill with Liz.
Is she moving or just looking pretty?
I don't think their mother will approve of Dad's idea.

Come on Widner, you wannabe Blue Angel crew member, push faster!

Polly wants snow.

This is my happy face!
Yeah, I'm all right. Thanks for not asking.

Unidentified sliding object.

Sisters.

Sisters show off! Way to go girls!

The starting and resting place at the top of the hill.

Here's how we do it at the North Pole. Our own Will Ferrell (Bro. Nelson) in his famous role as "Elf!"

I think your supposed to stay on this thing.

Lola: Pretty in pink!
Come on Widner, you wannabe Blue Angel crew member, push faster!
Polly wants snow.
This is my happy face!
Unidentified sliding object.
Sisters.
Sisters show off! Way to go girls!
The starting and resting place at the top of the hill.
Here's how we do it at the North Pole. Our own Will Ferrell (Bro. Nelson) in his famous role as "Elf!"
I think your supposed to stay on this thing.
Lola: Pretty in pink!
Ooops!

Ooops is right!

Suzie is that you way down yonder?
Ooops is right!
Suzie is that you way down yonder?
I aint no fool! I'm going home entertained and rested!
Hey, I'm going down sideways on this thing. I am so cool!
The Navy didn't train me for this!
Hey, I'm going down sideways on this thing. I am so cool!
The Navy didn't train me for this!
Bodies were strewn like a battlefield.
Working on least wind resistance.

So you're Suzie.
Yeah, Suzie Q. to you!
Jamison! Jamison! Jamison, you get down here right now!
Coming dear!
